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do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot


My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.


it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone


too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me